Hurricane Caleb

After a week of mayhem and destruction left in the path of Hurricane Caleb (poop, puke, paint and predigested oatmeal on the carpet over the course of 1 week) the final straw was Josh busting in the door and ripping the chain from the wall.  Now all of this might not be so bad if I wasn't trying to sell the house and keep it looking nice for all those people who are looking...but not actually buying dangit!!  After chewing Josh out pretty badly, Josh moped for a little bit and then cleaned the whole house.  He came up to me after and said, "Do you know why I cleaned the whole house?  Because I wanted to show you that I was not single handedly trying to destroy the house!"  LOL yes Josh you got me.  I love you to bits :D

Calebisms

singing in the car today..."A, B, C, D, E, F, G...now i know my abc's won't you...wait that's not right...1, 2, 3, DOH!"

eating pizza dinner with his mouth in his plate taking huge bites and not using his hands
Max "Caleb stop eating like a pig!"
Caleb "I'm not eating like a pig...I'm eating like a giant!"

"What the....."  this phrase constantly comes out of his mouth

"Mommy you need to stop playing that game and do your french homework right now!"